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shut up chris brown 
Jul 31, 2014 / 260 notes

shut up chris brown 

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Jul 31, 2014 / 677,014 notes

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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Jul 31, 2014 / 25,461 notes

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Jul 31, 2014

there’s a lot of arse on my dash tonight 

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

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Jul 31, 2014

I think the most offensive thing about going on the rob around social housing is that people in social housing cannot afford to be robbed. I don’t care whether you are feeding drug addiction, feeding your family, or trying to buy your kids birthday presents, you don’t nick from your own. So, so low

Jul 31, 2014 / 35,816 notes

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

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Jul 31, 2014 / 85,662 notes

fartney:

Straight guys calling each other faggots

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Jul 31, 2014 / 228,906 notes

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

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Jul 31, 2014

does justin bieber have a fan base anymore? You just don’t see 12 yr olds wearing belieber jumpers these days

Jul 31, 2014

jardiare said: Hope it all works out D: Being robbed is shitty

thanks mate! It absolutely is, but we’ll be fine :)

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care
Jul 31, 2014 / 42,007 notes

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

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gasolinefamily:

He comes to cuddle every single morning.

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objectoccult:

Before the availability of the tape recorder and during the 1950s, when vinyl was scarce, people in the Soviet Union began making records of banned Western music on discarded x-rays. With the help of a special device, banned bootlegged jazz and rock ‘n’ roll records were “pressed” on thick radiographs salvaged from hospital waste bins and then cut into discs of 23-25 centimeters in diameter. “They would cut the X-ray into a crude circle with manicure scissors and use a cigarette to burn a hole,” says author Anya von Bremzen. “You’d have Elvis on the lungs, Duke Ellington on Aunt Masha’s brain scan — forbidden Western music captured on the interiors of Soviet citizens.”
Jul 31, 2014 / 79,909 notes

objectoccult:

Before the availability of the tape recorder and during the 1950s, when vinyl was scarce, people in the Soviet Union began making records of banned Western music on discarded x-rays. With the help of a special device, banned bootlegged jazz and rock ‘n’ roll records were “pressed” on thick radiographs salvaged from hospital waste bins and then cut into discs of 23-25 centimeters in diameter. “They would cut the X-ray into a crude circle with manicure scissors and use a cigarette to burn a hole,” says author Anya von Bremzen. “You’d have Elvis on the lungs, Duke Ellington on Aunt Masha’s brain scan — forbidden Western music captured on the interiors of Soviet citizens.”

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